DOCUMENT 001 / INTERNAL — DISTRIBUTE FREELY

THE
MANIFESTO

Coins don't build themselves. Someone made the banner. Someone made the memes. Someone raided the timeline at 3am while the chart bled. Historically, none of those people had a name. Now they do.

FILED · $COINWORKER
  1. 01

    A COIN WORKER IS NOT A HOLDER.

    You can hold nothing and still be the most valuable person in the room. Bags are optional. Work isn't.

  2. 02

    WORK IS PUBLIC.

    Every submission, every approval, every payout goes on the record. No backroom payroll, no invisible favourites.

  3. 03

    QUALITY OVER SPAM.

    Ten shitposts aren't automatically worth more than one great meme. Volume is not effort. Effort is not impact.

  4. 04

    A HUMAN READS EVERYTHING.

    Nothing is auto-approved. No bots grading bots. Someone actually looks at what you made.

  5. 05

    NOTHING IS PROMISED.

    Rewards come from creator rewards, and they're discretionary. Work here because you want to build, not because you're owed.

  6. 06

    THE NUMBER IS PERMANENT.

    Your worker number is issued once and never reassigned. Early numbers are a flex you can't buy later.

  7. 07

    VERIFICATION IS EARNED.

    Registering makes you a worker. Your first approved contribution makes you a Verified Worker. There is no other route.

Coin Worker #0001, the first worker on the floor
PERSONNEL FILE

WORKER #0001

Worker #0001 is not a founder, a dev, or a CEO. #0001 is the first person who clocked in — the one who opened the factory, turned the lights on, and started reviewing other people's work before anyone was watching.

#0001 doesn't get a bigger share. #0001 gets the first card, the earliest serial and the paperwork. The rest is up to whoever clocks in next.